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   Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

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   3:14 | 6.880 visitas

   11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.

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   Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

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   2:39 | 7.620 visitas

   Officials say the President's home teleprompter is simply a tool to make sure pillow talk with Michelle or conversations with his Mother-In-Law go smoothly.

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   Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

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   1:47 | 11.411 visitas

   Ford says the '93 Taurus is the only car to drive in 2010, and they think Americans will have no other choice but to agree.

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   Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

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   1:51 | 2.399 visitas

   An honors student died in the crash today, leaving the nation to wonder why the grisly experience of burning alive was not reserved for Glenn Beck.

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   Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game

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   2:20 | 12.227 visitas

   People are breathing a sigh of relief today for the long-suffering spectators' sudden deaths, and for the total elimination of the Clippers' roster off the face of the earth.

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   How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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   2:52 | 17.603 visitas

   Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.

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   Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

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   2:33 | 9.263 visitas

   In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'

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   Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Daring Jewel Heist

   de The Onion

   2:49 | 5.007 visitas

   Steam Room analysts debate whether the International Fencing Federation should rein in this rogue, or if De La Croix will narrowly escape yet again.

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   Stalker Financial Expert Offers Recession Tips Just For Woman He Follows

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   2:03 | 3.271 visitas

   Dan Kellogg visits Today NOW! with money tips for one particular woman who forgot to close her bedroom drapes last night.

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    Obama To Enter Diplomatic Talks With Raging Wildfire

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    2:46 | 3.756 visitas

    White House officials are confident the President will be able to convince the wildfire to stop incinerating large swaths of land and American homes.